Outdoor sex is one of the most common fantasies, but not everyone has the guts to try it out. If you feel adventurous, we have a couple of tricks that may help you enjoy sex outside and, hopefully, keep you out of trouble.
Wait Until It’s a Nice Day
If you plan on having sex outdoors, the first thing you should consider is the weather. You need to wait until it is a nice day outside. The reasons for this are more than obvious. If you do it in the winter, your ass will freeze. And the beginning of the spring can still be cold or wet.
The last thing you need is rain in the middle of the action, and if you are unfortunate enough to fall into the mud, you’ll hate every second of it. So, the perfect time for sex is when the weather is nice. Otherwise, the best possible idea would be to do it at home.
While some might love the idea of doing it in the snow, it is not something that those inexperienced in outdoor sex should try. As with everything else, the best is to start slow.
Find a Secluded Space
The next thing on the list is to find a place for your little adventure. Needless to say, you will need to find a location that’s hidden from the view for obvious reasons. You should keep in mind that public sex is not allowed, and if you get caught in the middle of the action, there is a high chance you’ll become a registered sex offender.
So, you’ll need to find a spot that’s far off the beaten path. You and your partner will need to hide as much as possible. Ideally, you’ll be far away from innocent passersby.
If you have a park near you or any way to have some privacy in the great outdoors, you should probably pick that as your destination.
In movies, a couple will start with the action, and everything will be romantic and perfect. One of the things they don’t have in the movies is bugs. There is a chance that you’ll encounter a couple of them during your adventure, and it is essential to keep your cool.
That is especially important if you aren’t fond of these crawling creatures. You don’t want to start jumping around whenever you feel something on your skin. If you did, it would be such a mood killer.
Of course, if it will keep you calmer and safer, you can always carry a bug spray with you. Just keep in mind that nature is filled with animals that love running around, and a simple spray might not be a perfect solution.
Do It Standing
One of the ways to avoid bugs and dirt is to do it while standing. This way, you won’t need to worry about mud, dirt, bugs, or anything else except sex. While outdoor sex is not dangerous per se, it can still cause a couple of problems. Just imagine rubbing your butt on the poison ivy or bugs crawling in your butt.
While there is a chance that neither of these things will happen, it is always better to be safe than sorry. This is why standing sex is the solution for all of your problems.
For those that are into camping and hiking, if you have a sleeping bag or a tent, you can always use those as well. However, some might dislike the idea of having sex in a tent since it isn’t nearly as exciting as doing it somewhere riskier.
Have an Exit Strategy
It’s always good to be prepared. You need to have an exit strategy if things go south. So, plan on how you and your partner will flee if someone stumbles upon you while doing the deed. Now, it doesn’t have to be a park ranger. It could be anyone.
But it still means that you need to have a backup plan. One of the best sex tips we can give you is to never undress fully. There is no reason for you to be completely naked since it will only take you more time to dress if someone spots you. And, of course, things can get into your butt if you are naked.
The next important bit is to have protection and think about what will happen once you’re done. While some couples might go raw and don’t use condoms, they will still need to clean themselves before they can go back to civilization.
For those that plan on using protection, keep in mind that littering is never a good idea, and you should plan on disposing of used condoms in a way it won’t harm anyone (just throw it in the trash).
Embrace the Moment
Even though there are tons of rules and tricks to remember, just keep in mind the most important thing — having fun. Embrace the moment and stop worrying about a thing. Yes, so many things can go wrong, but they can go wrong while going to the store. At least you are enjoying yourself with a person you love.
Stop thinking about indecent exposure, butt bugs, and anything else that may happen along the way. Have the time of your life, and enjoy having sex with your partner in a weird location.